ShineDown
Three Days Grace
NICKELBACK (seriously? this is a real band?)
Linkin Park
Puddle of Mudd
Sixx AM
Seether
What do these bands have in common, besides a serious need for spellcheck? Simple guitar chords that all the coolest dudes can recreate at home on their yamaha guitars that mom bought them for Christmas.
While I'll admit that I once recieved a Yamaha guitar for Christmas (and you bet your bottom dollar I can't play one note on that sucker), I do not kid myself into thinking I am a rising star. Shame on you [insert terribly named EXTREME new rock station] for letting fetuses think that because they can copy four chords and scream into a microphone that they, too, can be a musician. Shame on YOU, listeners, for also encouraging kids to do this. Most importantly, shame on you, idiot kid in my class, telling me you like bands like Breaking Benjamin--and not being able to answer who benjamin is and why he his being broken.
If you ask me if I know/care about Breaking Benjamin, I WILL write you off in my book.
. . . and trust me, I do have a book.
parents, do yourself a favor and sterilize your children.
g$
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