http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=591246588&ref=ts#!/group.php?gid=346013334063
Seeing someone standing on the edge of the pool and HAVING to push them in!
Seeing someone standing on the edge of the pool and HAVING to push them in!
This picture looks like fun in the sun... but trust me, the look on that man's face is one of shock and horror at the fast-approaching ice bath that is the pool.
It goes on to describe that this fan page is for pushing in the people that are just asking to be pushed. Unless someone has explicitly asked you to push him or her into the water, chances are, he or she does not want to unexpectedly enter the water (especially if the iphone/blackberry is in his/her pocket)
Why do you want facebook to represent you as "that guy" at the pool? I'm sure you are the same "that guy" that drinks the last beer, puts the empty carton of milk back in the fridge, and has a nickname like Big Tony.
. . . Big Tony, please understand that when you shout "BIG TONY IS HERE!" people are wincing, not smiling. Please keep your friends dry, and maybe they will start telling you about the secret hangouts they have behind your back.
If you are a fan of this, what I learn from you is that you a) take joy in the plight of others (actually, this could be a good thing) b) I never want to be around you when I am around a body of water . . . especially ones with sharp rocks. c) AS USUAL, you don't understand grammar. You cannot not change the singular (person) for the plural (them).
Stop pushing people into the cold, uncharted deep, and pick up a 7th grade English book: hopefully it won't be too advanced, Big T.
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